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brown kettle

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.
He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.
by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004
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Brown Dodgeball

Both partner swallows large amounts of laxative, then fills water balloons up with their diarrhoea. While nude they then proceed to pelt each other with diarrhoea water balloons. When all the fecal filled water balloons runs out, both partners then have to proceed to ingest all remaining diarrhoea that is on the other partner.
1. Hey wanna brown dodgeball and chill?
2. My kids walked in on my wife and I playing brown dodgeball!
by CJMDSTB February 3, 2017
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Brown Out

The tobacco equivalent of a black out or green out.

When you smoke so much tobacco that you throw up a pure brown mucus product.
Dude, I can't have any more of that cigar or else I'll brown out.

Last night I was so drunk I chain smoked a whole pack of cigarettes, now this morning I'm paying for it with a nice brown out.
by Qwes December 18, 2012
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Brown List

A list of people who do not wash their hands after defacating. People who are witnessed committing this heinous crime are placed on the 'brown list', or they are 'brown listed'.
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Bill Q., he was Brown Listed last week.
by wonnmeister2 February 27, 2011
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brown bars

im behind the brown bars for 10 to life
by raingree January 9, 2008
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[naptown brown]

used to describe a generic or mediocre grade of marijuana purchased in Indianapolis. Often a dingy brown color as the result of over compression.
"Shit nigga thats some weak ass naptown brown! That shit got me high for 15 minutes.
by nappyville August 2, 2008
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Browne Aphasia

When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.
The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks

Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia

You people should be shot.
by garljack April 25, 2011
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