Validate parking

A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.

Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.

by KGBnick March 28, 2021

parked

Very slow car... Project A

Every car tuned by Proect A is parked.

by la ley April 13, 2021

Park

Park is a better way to say picnic

Melanie: why don’t we do a little park

Sylvia: that’s a great idea I’ll grab the champagne and mini sandwiches

by Gid3on April 25, 2021

ryton park

A park for the radge kids. Allot of people from thorp academy go there. Best place on earth.

U ganning to ryton park the night workid

by Workidfinstokes May 9, 2021

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022

Double Park

The act of an overweight woman positioning a portion of their body out of the frame of their profile picture.

Careful bro, that tinder babe is definitely double parking.

by poopoopeepee1233 July 7, 2022

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.

“Yo, where’s Harry?”

“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”

by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022