The Dead Rising Doctrine

If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.

Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.

Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 1, 2021

dead homies

All your dead peoples. It's like saying on my dead mother or some thing like that.

ONNA DEAD HOMIES YOU A FUCKIN LIE

by jussagirlwithglasses January 23, 2024

Evil Dead

A kickass song by the death metal band Death.

Bill: what yo fav song?
Pat: evil dead by death

by scoff55 February 3, 2024

Dead guy

When you sit on a guy’s face until he passes out then bury him in the backyard and yell “prank”

“Where’s the guy from last night?”
“Pulled a dead guy”

by randomkid100 January 30, 2018

Dead

Definition 1, Dead- Serious

Definition 2, Dead- Laughing

Example 1 . "Yo, I'm being so dead ass."
Example 2. "I'm dead bro!!"

by Thebored.alex August 8, 2023

diagnose with dead

i see you've jumped off a building. i guess now you are dead.

i diagnose you with dead (present tense for diagnose with dead)

by minimegaman090 May 29, 2020

Confound it! The batteries are dead!

Term that was used in 1966's film called Batman.

Confound it! The batteries are dead!

by Matthew678 February 21, 2019