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Ur a bum bag

Me : Joshua ur a bum bag
Mike Hunt : ikr he really is
by Northstar56 November 8, 2019
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Bum Crease

Bum Crease is used to describe someone who usually smells Like shit or just really musty in general.
Bro, this guy Daniel fam, he smells like Bum Crease
by Candicesugondese May 1, 2021
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Bum

This individual would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.
This bum would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.
by Ehyea April 21, 2020
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Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.
"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"
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Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT
Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.
by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface
Mary, my you have quite a stench bum
by Ashenangelone February 1, 2019
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