Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

Water Boy

A boy who is VERY VERY naughty and wastes water willingly. He fills up his cup and throws water around.

David: HEY WHY DID YOU POUR WATER ON ME WHAT THE HELL OMG OMG!!!

Water Boy: YES AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN TO YOUR PENIS

by Chuan Phing Tang November 21, 2019

Swoly Water

Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly

Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*

by Hannah Cyr February 24, 2019

Water

A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.

“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.

by I’m peppa pig! *unholy noises* March 7, 2019

Water

Water is an element from the earth in which it has sugar in it because the sugar is scared from the tounge creature drinking the water so the molecules hide and it gets very very small and hides and if you drink the waterrrr u can get stomach aches so if you ever wondered why you get stomach aches after drinking water this is why because it gives you a stomach ache and makes you act retarted.

Yo this drip of water just got me high asf

by Your local scientist March 8, 2019

african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it

“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible”

by Flood water March 11, 2019

water

you fucking idiot. you really had to look this word up ya dumb fuck.

slerp dat water (wada)

by welikefortnite March 11, 2019