two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch

Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast

by Stephchiohey September 19, 2017

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 16, 2018

Two Person Mosh Pit

A fistfight.

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."

by marblesoda March 20, 2016

two pegging

Being challenged to a game of battleship in a second date and getting absolutely destroyed when with 100% accuracy they sink your last two peg battle ship.

She won the bet man, absolutely dummied me two pegging for the win.

by Mtvm February 19, 2023

The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!

“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”

by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025

five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

by jetpants April 30, 2020

Two Twea Zah

Your friend who gets a little too hammered from two Twisted Teas. And he’s absolutely nic sick off the Geek Bar

Two Twea Zah will never be able to out-drink me.

Do you want to go share a tea with Two Twea Zah?

by marshmello999 December 20, 2024