Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting two fingers up means they are madly in love with you

Did you see her put two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass motherfucking kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

Two-ball rerack

When you're balls deep in a woman, however need a five minute respite without her being aware. Your mate is next door so fills in without missing a beat.

Ah man, I love my Mrs but had to give her a two-ball rerack last night. She had a great time.

by MeepMoopStagDo August 17, 2024

two two three

It's a slang word for a Glock 23. A hand Gun known for it's precision and accuracy for beginner shooters too.

Jimmy was popped with a two two three by a 15 year old amateur gangster.

by LowViro_De_Hero April 27, 2023

Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them

Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge

by cheernation08 September 14, 2015