unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

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The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner

“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon”

by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022

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salty • salt • salty dog • Salt Shaker • Salted • saltine • Salty Cracker • Salt Line • Salty Bitch • salt and pepper

The Salty Wassik

After a long day of work in the field, the male will return home to his partner without showering or bathing of any kind and will demand strictly oral sexual favors.

The extremely high accumulation of bodily fluids, mainly sweat, in the crotch area result in a particularly sour/bitter taste and smell.

He gave her the ol’ Salty Wassik

- Female performs the Salty wassik (Oral) deliberately when he hasn’t bathed.

by samxedge July 13, 2022

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Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022

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