A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024
Get the 5 year rulemug. by Liriliththeboy September 19, 2020
Get the Rule infinitymug. A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.
by Heylin September 14, 2019
Get the Rule of the thingmug. A different set of rules used in beer pong that allows the players to do whatever they want, and make up new rules as they go along.
by RaiderNation10000 October 11, 2022
Get the DesPlaines Rulesmug. Wayman’s Rule, is the expectation a narcissistic parent should keep that if they severely emotionally abuse a child, or deny their child or teenager personal agency, that parent can expect to one day receive the beating of their lives, resulting in the permanent loss of control of at least one of their limbs.
The loss of limb control embodies a message, emotional abuse is only several steps above sexual abuse in terms of the worst thing you can do with a child or teenager.
For the most severe cases, or in cases where a parent or guardian systemically destroys or compromises a future; it is morally acceptable to break that person neck. Lesser actions include shattering kneecaps, hands, and cracking their skull.
Wayman’s rule is best imposed by the direct victim, but it could be imposed by a close relative with nothing good left to live for. Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule has to overpower all of the people around them, so plan accordingly.
Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule should expect decades of prison time, if not life in prison.
Wayman’s Rule is named after Paul Wayman, a beautiful soul who was emotionally shattered because his mother was selfish he would live a better life than her. He had great positive ambitions which were kept at bay by his own mother’s toxicity. He was chemically castrated by powerful antipsychotic medications which weren’t needed, so his mother and father would have an easier time exercising their narcissistic control urges against him and his sister.
The loss of limb control embodies a message, emotional abuse is only several steps above sexual abuse in terms of the worst thing you can do with a child or teenager.
For the most severe cases, or in cases where a parent or guardian systemically destroys or compromises a future; it is morally acceptable to break that person neck. Lesser actions include shattering kneecaps, hands, and cracking their skull.
Wayman’s rule is best imposed by the direct victim, but it could be imposed by a close relative with nothing good left to live for. Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule has to overpower all of the people around them, so plan accordingly.
Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule should expect decades of prison time, if not life in prison.
Wayman’s Rule is named after Paul Wayman, a beautiful soul who was emotionally shattered because his mother was selfish he would live a better life than her. He had great positive ambitions which were kept at bay by his own mother’s toxicity. He was chemically castrated by powerful antipsychotic medications which weren’t needed, so his mother and father would have an easier time exercising their narcissistic control urges against him and his sister.
I know of a adult who was emotionally destroyed by his mother, who crafted an image of love and care to outsiders. After realizing this in his 30s, after a long series of uphill battles due to the pain she created in his childhood and adolescence, he imposed Wayman’s Rule on her.
by BreakAndNotKill November 24, 2022
Get the Wayman’s Rulemug. the final rule when a person becomes a god/ a leader of all exsictance
it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once
if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately
it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once
if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately
human: rule infinity *poof*
god: rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god: give me pepsi
god 2:rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god 2: literally destroy all exsistance
*poof*
god: rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god: give me pepsi
god 2:rule infinity
rule infinity: *listens*
god 2: literally destroy all exsistance
*poof*
by Quality_Seal August 11, 2018
Get the Rule infinitymug. “I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
Get the The Cowboy Hat Rulemug.