penis queef

Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef

My man let out a penis queef after sex.

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When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

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When your penis freezes to avoid ejaculation while in the act of sexual intercourse or while buttsecksing.

I had mad penis lag after a few minutes because I didn't want it to end.

Penis Lag by Jarryd January 23, 2006

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An unusual large amount of foreskin on an uncircumsized dick.

Mjolhner could never find his dick because his penis sleeve was too long.

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A male with dreams of growing a real penis.

Dave: "are you coming out tonight?"

Jim: "noo, I think i'm going to stay in"

Dave: "You penis ambition"

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A saying commonly used instead of, crap! SHIT!?!

Playing pool: AH! PENIS DUMP, I just missed that shot!!!

They're out of washer fluid? PENIS DUMP!

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