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A very…original person. He's cute and funny but you'll never know if he likes you or not. He's a great guy but he stands out because he's different. He has long hair which is basically why people like him. He'll confuse the shit out of you. He curses a lot and sure isn't innocent. But it's okay, because he cares about people's feelings. You can trust him. Once you fall for hi, there's no escaping.
There is no example of Parker. There is only Parker. There is no explanation.
Parker by Just_gonna August 13, 2015
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parking in the pink zone 

to have vaginal intercorse.

to fuck.
Dj loves parking in the pink zone.
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The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.
Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.
Parked by hellaparked April 24, 2014
Parker’s are amazing people that are very sneaky in bed. Never let a parker go. They have massive genitals and make a girl scream. They are always freak athletes that die legends.
He put me in a wheelchair last night
Oh he must be a parker
Parker by Thotslayer February 10, 2018
Parkers are just straight up awesome human beings! Parkers are very funny, and will make you laugh no matter what you're mood in! They also have very funny facial expressions too! Parkers are usually quiet, but once you get to know them, you'll love them! Parkers are very smart and low-key freaky! Parkers also have very big dicks, and are aggressive! Parkers are great in bed, and will make you sore! Parkers are very loyal, and know to treat people! Parkers are very special people, and if you have a Parker in your life, KEEP HIM !
Girl#1:'' I'm soooo soreee!''
Girl#2:" It must have been Parker!"
Girl#1:" Yeah, he fucked me good last night!"
Parker by Samantha.A November 7, 2018

Prejudice Parking 

When someone intentionally parks away from everyone else. (Often to park their incredibly nice car away from slam-the-door-open-ten-year-olds.)
After I bought my new Exelero, I took up prejudice parking to protect the paint job.
Prejudice Parking by Xexeter August 22, 2009

Josh Parker 

HUNG like a bull/ redneck kinda Arkansas guy. Normal a heftier person but once in bed you will notice he is BIG.
Man Josh Parker has a Huge Dick.
Josh Parker by Random Guy 71 September 3, 2012