Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.

I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.

by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023

personsexual

When you are obsessed with a person

I’m really personsexual

by anonymous May 10, 2023

personal bow-wowndaries

What Chance in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" would have liked da staff at da animal shelter to have respected more when they were removing da porcupine quills from his face.

Chance felt dat his personal bow-wowndaries were being seriously invaded when da animal-care staffmembers were putting their hands all over his face while examining him prior to removing da porcupine quills; he didn't realize, of course, dat they were just trying to help him, and dat said temporarily-invasive actions were necessary prep-work for performing said painful-but-productive surgery.

by QuacksO May 19, 2023

Personallu

While similar to the word "personally", it is quite different. It alters the state of reality within the sentence structure.

Now me personallu, I would never accept that reality.

by Jay Von Kralzenx May 26, 2023

Personal Meal Prepper

An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.

Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper

by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023

Personnel reliability program

Kangaroo court for government employees to fuck with people's lives

Better not take a lunch or they with mess with your PRP (personnel reliability program.)

by Saucy b June 9, 2023

Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.

Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.

by eatingrocks101 July 4, 2023