paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

penis overload

A penis overload is when you clog up your urethra with your hot, sticky semen

i heard blake wanking to meatspin and doing a penis overload

by iLOVErednecks November 12, 2018

penis fold

when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs

me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021

Penis bracelet

A device that wraps around a penis disabling its ability to produce semen. The purpose is to delay climax and increase sexual pleasure. It is usually made of sterling silver but can also be purchased in gold for the right price.

The man used a penis bracelet during sex in attempt to have a memorable duration.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013

penis toes

Imagine your toes but they’re tiny dicks

Dude look at his penis toes

Chad fucked me hard with his penis toes

by penislicker105 February 10, 2019

Penis Honker

Used to describe someone who briefly squeezes the head of a penis like a clown would honk their nose

John: I've heard Ralph is a real Penis Honker in bed
Ralph: Oh thanks you clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018