kandi j

the hottest mofo out here fattest ass you’ve ever seen so real so awesome lord master of the universe besties with layten lindy and vieon WE OUTSIDE ‼️✈️

man i miss that hot girl kandi j

by kandi j February 7, 2025

Uncle J

That one, weird ass uncle that likes faygo and is very weird.

See also: Auntie Masa

Guy: hey silver
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP

by The original sillygirl.png January 14, 2023

J

J Is a multi gender name that usually are given by birth and work on cars, further, and love the color purple

Hey J are you done with fixing my car

by Zaykid666 September 7, 2019

pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

J-Wagg

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.

Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.

Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.

by DustMasterrrrrrr February 19, 2011

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: who makes you throw your phone away when she texts you?
a: oh it’s j

by i6y November 21, 2021