Makeout Fart

What happens when you are making out with someone in a closet with a party going on in the room attached. Someone says something funny, so you and your partner both start lauging while making out, and pressure builds in your mouths resulting a large fart like sound being made from your mouths. Very embarrasing. Also kills the mood. Can also be referref to as a mart

guy 1: hey man where did you go last night i couldnt find you at the party!
guy 2:sorry dude i was making out with this really hot chick and things got really heated ;)
guy 1: yeahh bro! was she good?
guy 2: uh huh. until you decided to try to rap toSteady Mobbin' and we started laughing and we had a makeout fart. way tocock block, man.

by fiyerrburninnn June 28, 2010

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

pink fart

Pink, referring to a girl kind of fart, (FEMALE FART).--silent fart , stinky, can be silent but deadly or just silent.
antonym: Black Fart: Loud but no smell or loud but stinky

Timmy likes the smell of pink fart more than his office mate's mouth.

by icahaha January 2, 2016

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

by cumdragon April 9, 2015

reptile fart

Placing a reptilian creature inside either your own or a partners anus before they are about to fart and suffocating the creature for the pleasure of feeling it squirm inside the anus

Jason and I were getting freaky and decided to try a reptile fart for some new pleasure.

by rustleinthewest April 13, 2015

breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.

The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.

by Middagh March 29, 2015

Fart Invasion

This is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. And you all simultaneously fart like hell before exiting without making a purchase. This can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop assistants dive for cover.

If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.

'lets go to that crap clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we'll get the fuckers next week too'

'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'

by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012