Ass Pals

Two people in games like Halo or Call of Duty that will almost always be seen together in attempt to outnumber any opponent that would attempt a one on one encounter. Usually wont get any kills without their ass pal right next to them to weaken or finish their enemy.
So close that their usually on each others ass getting kills.

"I would have got him if his Ass Pal wasn't right there."

"Wheres my team I cant take these Ass Pals alone"

by Zean567 May 3, 2010

Ass-Worthy

Awful, terrible, worthless.

"Oh my god, what an ass-worthy bitch"

by Murdahrous February 19, 2006

ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

Ass-Ho

A person who is constantly providing their ass for other people's "pleasure"

That kid Cullen is an Ass-Ho. He just can't keep his ass to himself

by Panamorous January 22, 2009

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009

Ass vacuum

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.

I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.

by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

garbage ass

A person that emits such foul odors in the form of flatulence, that people within 20 feet, gag, get watery eyes, and run for cover.

Hey, garbage ass! Quit farting in the work area! We're trying to get something done here!

by lwag63 January 4, 2014