A country full of cunts and full of racist asswipes. New Zealand is a total shithole, worse than the 3rd world nations. The people here are full faggots. Fuck New Zealand. LOL argue with someone in Real Life.
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Get the zemba mug.A beautiful country located in the south pacific ocean. Also known as the land of the long white cloud, New Zealand is diverse and offers adventure, culture and majority of Kiwi's are easy going and friendly.
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"Wait Jakie, you're telling me girls don't adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?"
"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"
"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"
"Yes, EXACTLY!"
"Well thats shallow."
"Were a shallow race"
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"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"
"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"
"Yes, EXACTLY!"
"Well thats shallow."
"Were a shallow race"
"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."
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