zegan

One who's diet consists of strictly drinking only shampoo.

I'm on that new zegan diet....everything tastes like soapy jizz.

by nayte April 28, 2006

new zealand

what wales is to england, new zealand is to australia.

basically, the wales of the southern hemisphere.

that new zealand, full of sheep-shaggers, so it is

by innit March 6, 2007

Zefanya

Discord server owner that wants to mute someone bet she can't. Do you know that she is Pablo's daughter?

Zefanya is one of the discord mod that abuse

by Zeduardy July 29, 2021

son of a zela

when some idiot is loud over the phone or while talking around other people's desk at work, or in common lunch room.

Zela originates from Vuvuzela, a banned plastic trumpet which resurfaced at fifa 2010 world cup.

AM: What is that noise in the games room?
JO: Oh, Player is being a son of a zela around the pool table

by bayfikarjee July 8, 2010

New Zealand

we dont hate aussies just sumtimes they really piss ya off and wots more they often whinge about us and thatll start about a weeks worth of trans-tasman annoyance.i do like aussies because they have a millitary contract called the canbberra pact that declares that if one of us shall do battle the other will step in to help us victory,and i think thats fuken great.

the annoy us:not voting 4 new zealand to host the 2011 rugby world cup,we still one but its the thought that counts.

by daryl999 December 28, 2005

new zealand

New Zealand is the coldest state of Australia, it's people seem to think it is a seperate country and like to act as though there is some sort of cross tasman rivarly, they don't however realise the rivarly beetween states such as SA, VIC, NSW etc. are of much greater importance.

Aussie A "Oi, We're playing the All-blacks tonight"
Aussie B "Fuck that, it's Collingwood Vs The Crows"

australia, new zealand.
Anzac Spirit lives on.

by Saause September 6, 2008

New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific. New Zealand is NOT the sheep shagging capital of the world, any prat who writes that, should do themselves a favour and LEARN what they are writing about. Roughly 80% of the people are honest, easy-going, relaxed, tolerant, and so on. The other 20% aren't worth worrying about are they? By all means check it out. You'll be glad you did.

New Zealand is one of the most diverse countries in the world.

by God I love this planet April 13, 2006