zippery

flippant, off-the-cuff behavior from either a lack of sleep and/or too much coffee, usually accompanied by inane rambling

Molly: "What the heck is talking about?"
Mike: "Don't mind him, he's just being zippery."
Molly: "Why?"
Mike: "Finals week. He hasn't slept in a couple days."

by MC Duden February 6, 2020

zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

Sticky Zipper

Sticky Zipper is a reference to hiding your substance stash by zipping the baggie into the fly of your pants or Sticky Button for button fly jeans.

The police office patted me down but did not find my sticky zipper, sticky button hidden in the crotch.

by vinovines July 13, 2012

Squirrel nut zipper

A swing dance style made popular in the big band era(1930s)

Did you see that cat, hitting the floor like a squirrel nut zipper. He's the coolest.

by Elvis the kid February 29, 2020

zasper

When a girls giving you head upside down and you bust up her nose.

Dude why do u have to zasp me Jon Parker

by jack hoffman May 13, 2005

zipperheads

A person who gets kicks out of leaving their 'flys' open

Zipperheads are people who experience The thrill from an embarrassed person pointing out your fly/zipper is open!!!

by Curtain head September 1, 2006

your mom's zipper

Essentially the same as your mom's box (probably a little dirtier). A way to one-up or counter a "your mom's box" statement.

Whatever bitch, your mom's box.
Oh yeah? Your mom's zipper.

by Diz magic! September 26, 2006