yogatopia

Noun. A yogatopia is a yoga-inspired utopia (or dystopia) where everyone does yoga, either by choice or by force.

Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where everyone did yoga? Then, there'd be world peace! It would be a utopia, wait, no; it would be a yogatopia.

by psdmccartney July 6, 2018

Brighton Yoga

The insanely unrealistic twisting two homosexual men would have to do to in order that they would each be simultaneously penetrating the other. In the ass.

No mouthsies!

‘Darth Vader looked at the drop of sweat rolling down Möbius’s back, over the taint and on to the top of his face, which finally fell sensuously off his nose and into his mouth. From the single twist of Möbius’s sinewy back and the way he was giving himself head, Darth knew he was in for a treat of hyperspatial Brighton Yoga.’ – Probably some fanfiction somewhere.

by 535 February 21, 2012

yogahead

A New Age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. They talk about their guru or their vacation at Kripaulu Center for Yoga and Health, Omega Institute, Easlen or other spas catering to New Age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. If a guy is into this, it's likely he's a fag or gay.

A local doctor: "Oh God, I really hate those fuckin' yogaheads. Those twits keep injuring themselves doing poses no one should do. I've talked to the Newage airhead instructor about changing her classes, but she does not give a shit. She must be smokin' something and fuckin' her guru."

by Stoic-from-Boston September 2, 2007

yorba linda blood gang

Started mostly on the "evil eastside" the YL. The gang grew rapidly with people from yorba linda that have been born and rasied in the area their whole lives. Most of the money made to run this gang is off of stolen credit cards, pounds of weed, and cocaine by the kilo. YLB members bang out a red rag

What set do u bang homie? i bang yorba linda blood gang bitch! pulls out mac-11

by some OG from the Y December 14, 2008

yogasm

using a yogurt container as a makeshift sex machine

larry was so desperate for love he had a yogasm yesterday

by whitegangstaoflove August 9, 2004

Yorgasm

yogurt orgasm: the sound and frown women do in yogurt advertisement when ingesting the product.

When ashley eats a yoghurt, her yorgasm would make a deaf scream in pain.

by Go@t February 12, 2009

yoga fire

A great conversation starter and icebreaker if they have ever played or heard about street fighter.

1. -sees friends- -jumps in- "YOGA FIRE" .. Everybody laughs

by Downhearted November 8, 2013