clam wrangler

A hardcore lesbian who has many girlfriend's at a time.

Wow that lady that works for animal control is a damn clam wrangler. She has like 5 girlfriends!

by Indalecio April 25, 2011

Mouse Wrangler

A mouse Wrangler is a guy that surrounds himself with inferior and weaker males as his primary friend group in order to make himself seem tougher and stronger than he really is. The typical mouse wrangler will rule his mice fiefdom with an iron fist of intimidation, the mice will even talk this individual up as they have come to accept him as their supreme leader.

This particular individual will generally be seen as a bad-ass amongst his friends the mice. But will readily shun and avoid conflicts with true alpha males that would inevitably whoop his ass. As taking an ass whooping would cause his kingdom to crumble and the mice would adopt a new leader.

Hey, that Dude sure is a Mouse Wrangler, look at all those pussies that hang out with him and worship him like he's top dog.

I sure would like to whoop his ass, but he keeps duckin and dodgin and hiding behind his friends who think he's bad. What a Mouse Wrangler.

by Rickawalabear March 29, 2010

jeep wrangler

a car that because it has the name jeep printed on it, a mass of retards all think it is good offroad, when infact a prius could not only do better but get better mpg's. But getting good mpg's isnt really a struggle because throughout jeeps years they have never been able to give any of their cars over 20 mpg highway.Pathetic.

JEEP= Junk, each and every part.

Hey i bought a jeep wrangler and drove it 45 miles an hour! But i was rolling over going down a hill in red rpms when it happened, and i fucking ran out of gas driving it home too!

Jeeps suck!

by Lbayncha! February 22, 2009

Jizz Wrangler

One who attains semen using a lasso

Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"

by Jizz Bitch November 21, 2010

Chicken Wrangler

Person who bets the field by hitting on all the lower tier chicks at a social gathering. Normally like to brag he got laid. Usually is told yeah bit it was that crazy eye girl/guy.

Only cause he is a Chicken Wrangler!

by JFarver June 18, 2011

wrangler strangler

A retarded breed of human that fucks horses, sheep, and/or cows and lives in the country. Usually seen wearing deniem pants that cut iff his or her circulation at the ankles. Thus making thier ass look huge and ugly.

"Hey dude, look at that wrangler strangler!"
"Damn, he is a wrangler starngler!"

by smellyeyes September 14, 2007

wrangler

and absolute sulgish dick wad who doesnt do anything for him self.

god damn it sumner your such a wrangler get yo fat ass up and help your dieing mother

by mobizzle torrizzle April 26, 2005