wonchoed

To get wonchoed you must lose in a video game to a completely loser who has never won before. The man expected to win then is wonchoed and shamed for all enternity.

Greg got wonchoed when he read this post.

by Woncho Pepich December 14, 2008

wockenfussed

The state of being wasted. i.e. shwazy. Drunk beyond the point of cognitive responses.

Other usage: 'on the wocks'- "kevin is totally on the wocks, he's spitting game at every girl he sees."

Jeff has taken shot after shot becoming more wockenfussed than he's ever been. He's shitfaced.

by what's up hombre1 June 9, 2011

Wonkavision

A type of teleportation device used primarily to transmit chocolate bars.

Stop posting all your meals on Facebook. I don't have Wonkavision.

by zac attach August 17, 2013

wonka fart

A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.

Dude, you frigging stink, did you just drop a Wonka Fart?

by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013

Wonk

When you try to wink suavely, but you accidentally blink, ruining the moment.

"Oh yeah I was flirting with Kelly and I totally screwed it up by wonking!!"

by ironicinsomniac April 19, 2017

Wonk

A funny name for a close friend to annoy them.

Adriana: Jenn your such a wonka. LOL
Jennifer: It's WONK not wonka.

by xBlurple1x June 20, 2017

wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.

by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 17, 2017