A female human men will NEVER understand. Will have children when fertalized by men. Has very long puberty time. Will get grouchy and hormonal during period. Do NOT confuse anger with period or they will RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
Men: You seem angry. Are you on your period?
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-
by thatsrealOMG May 23, 2018
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Get the woman mug.Those who truly hold supremacy over man and are the reason for all of his vices and vice versa. If women didn't want men to be powerful they would never turn into power hungry murdering psychotics who look at them as if they were nothing more than sperm deposits. If men didn't want women to be bitchy, moody, and overly sensitive, then they should stop chasing after the girl who seems the most stuck up and pissy at the bar.
Man: I'm tired of crazy bitches so I'm going to get blitzed and look for the biggest stuck up bitch I can find at the club so that I'll wind up back at square one.
Woman: I dumped my lawyer boyfriend cause he was a misogynistic asshole who insulted my intelligence at every opportunity. Now I'm better off because I'm with a rich doctor who gives me stupid pet names and control every aspect of my life.
Woman: I dumped my lawyer boyfriend cause he was a misogynistic asshole who insulted my intelligence at every opportunity. Now I'm better off because I'm with a rich doctor who gives me stupid pet names and control every aspect of my life.
by uzi killer September 19, 2011
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Some women should not be allowed to talk. Their brain is ruled by emotions and hormones, and become very unstable during certain times of the month. Should be making men sammichs. Should bring a beer to their partner when he enters the door after a long day of work, and should also allow their partner to get some action whenever he desires.
Some women should not be allowed to talk. Their brain is ruled by emotions and hormones, and become very unstable during certain times of the month. Should be making men sammichs. Should bring a beer to their partner when he enters the door after a long day of work, and should also allow their partner to get some action whenever he desires.
Your mom is a woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm hungry.
Guy 2: WOMAN!
Woman: Yes, my dear?
Guy 2: Make me and my friend a sammich. Then head up to the bedroom for some action later.
Woman: Yes, my dear.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm hungry.
Guy 2: WOMAN!
Woman: Yes, my dear?
Guy 2: Make me and my friend a sammich. Then head up to the bedroom for some action later.
Woman: Yes, my dear.
by A Real Name April 13, 2010
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by Wimmeh April 2, 2010
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Why is that woman doin that?
by TSB JaKE September 24, 2009
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Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good
Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!
Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good
Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!
by Mr.Perfect1 December 11, 2009
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