Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".
by KnowBalls February 22, 2009

by Bigslutdad November 18, 2018

A covert term most notably used to indicate that you intend to purchase an inexpensive elderly prostitute to a group text message of johns.
by Yo Noid! September 2, 2022

Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.
by QuacksO April 20, 2023

Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
by ThisOtherLife January 30, 2017

by Pooterumcake December 29, 2014
