Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger

A burger that comes with cranberry sauce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

winter chicken

any older person, long past the prime of their life

Let's go watch the half-dead winter chickens climb the steps into the Social Security building.

by StBill September 25, 2010

Winter

A beautiful girl with waving hair and blue sparkly eyes you can see the whole universe in. Everyone falls in love with her, just for her mind. But her body is just as wonderful. Smooth pale skin over a thin body. Her legs are skinny and beautiful..but almost too thin. You can see each rib on her waist, and tho her chest is small..it is spectacularly fitted to her body. If you ever meet her, you will realize she’s your soulmate. She has the sweetest mind and most beautiful face, and body.

Anyone: have you met winter? She’s like a fairy..magic, sweet, and beautiful.

by Pillbean June 28, 2018

Winterbottom

An erection in a public space

I can't stand up right now, I've got a winterbottom
Got kicked out the pub for having a winterbottom

by ManWithABigWinterbottom April 21, 2019

Taylor Winter

two words, Boooty Thick.

"Taylor Winter's ass man, it's booty thick."

by Donny Coff April 6, 2010

winternment

the state or period of being forced or compelled to stay inside/indoors due to long periods of inclement winter weather

"Janice looked forward to her winternment every year; she saw it as an opportunity to curl up by her fireplace for long periods of time and catch up on her reading."

by Eric Raynor August 29, 2007

Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009