Maria Williams

Maria Williams are one of the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™.
They represent someone that is either bad, horrible, annoying, or just straight up evil.
If you see a Maria Williams within your location, try to stay away from them as much as you can, as they can infect your brain with their putrid wavelengths.

Person 1: "Man I sure love Genshin Impact, oh and my neopronouns are xen/xenself, jey/jeya."
Person 2: "Ughhh! You're such a Maria Williams."

by Diduilitm December 19, 2022

William

Sexy

dayum he's William

by drfc May 8, 2013

Robbie Williams

An English superstar who does little to no business in North America. A man who makes fun of his own arrogance and who's musical lyrics sometimes borders on softcore porn.

Songs: Monsoon, Hot Fudge, Rock DJ, Angels.

by Orange Dingo July 15, 2008

william wallace

A Scottish rebel immortalised in the film Braveheart. Despite claims that he murdered men, women, children and religious figures there is no doubt that he fought bravely for his cause.
Eventually he was defeated and subjected to the worst form of capital punishment ever devised. Hanging, drawing and quartering. First dragged to the gallows. Then hung. Then cut down. Then gutted. Then beheaded and cut into quarters. However, this punishment did not have the desired effect and Scottish rebellions would continue for many years.
To this day Wallace remains both a national hero and, to some, an excuse for Anglophobia.

I hate the English. Look what they did to William Wallace!

The execution of William Wallace intensified the resolve of Scottish rebels.

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

William

William is a guy you wouldnt of first thought to be such a kind hearted, handsome, sweet,loving,caring and funny person. He has all the qualities you could EVER wish for in a guy. Within a little while of knowing him he will come out of his shell and you will be so shocked and wonder how you are sooo lucky to have him. Enjoy your time with him.He enjoys anything you like doing and take the time to learn more about him everyday. Overall, hes a gentleman in disguise <33

if you ever meet a william, dont let him go!

by steph908 April 29, 2020

Dirty Williams

When a man places beer straight into his rectum (through either a beer bottle, funnel, etc.), stands up, and has the beer drank straight out of his anus by his partner.

Advanced Move: Perform the Dirty Williams with a modified reach-around, treating the penis like a olde timey water well pump and allowing the release of beer upon each individual pump.

Jason was walking pretty funny last night. He must have received a skilled Dirty Williams.

by whitechocolate69 April 28, 2011

Williams College

A 2,000-student college in northwestern Massachusetts, Williams College has been ranked #1 by US News and World Report for several years in a row. It also dominates in sports. Founded in 1793, it has a beautiful campus in Berkshire Mountains, close to the famous Clark Art Institute and Mass MoCa in neighboring North Adams. Strong in all subjects, Williams is especially noted for its dominance of the art history world, having alums in charge of many major American art museums. Also has by far the largest endowment—1.5 billion dollars—of any college of comparable size. Students come from all over the U.S. and the world. Williams has pretty much everything, with the possible exception of a nearby major city, although Boston and New York are moderately accessible.
School colors: Purple and Gold.
School mascot: The Purple Cow
Team name: The Ephs (“Eefs”), named after founder Ephraim Williams.
Traditional nemesis: AmHerst.

"George Steinbrenner, Stephen Sondheim, and President Garfield all went to Williams College."
“Hey, Williams just beat Amherst 51-21! At Amherst's homecoming!”

by Francesgaroth December 1, 2006