meat whistle 

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.

Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!

meat whistle by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008

Douche Whistle 

n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.

n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.

"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."

Douche Whistle by Kikimarie April 30, 2009

Slide Whistle Purgatory 

A place between heaven and hell where the great musicians of a given time period go when they die, where they are sentenced to an eternity of playing the slide whistle in grimey underground clubs.

-Dude, I wonder if Kurt Cobain is in Slide Whistle Purgatory

-Dude I was at this underground club and I could've sworn Kurt Cobain was there in slide whistle purgatory

Slide Whistle Purgatory by word=word April 2, 2010

tijuana whistle rocket 

when a male inserts his penis into an asshole filled with feces. The person who's asshole is being occupied then proceeds to push with extreme force, causing the whistle rocket to occur.

"Fuck me with your slimy whistle rocket."

tijuana whistle rocket by funkyaaron May 13, 2005

Cock Whistle 

Someone who enjoys the act of sucking penis. A person who is an asshole and just tends to be a douche bag.

Kristina loves to suck any mans cock (Whore), There for, She is a Cock Whistle.

Cock Whistle by CootieBooty February 3, 2009

shit whistle 

A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.

Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.

shit whistle by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005

Meat Whistle 

A. A penis
B. Something to be put in the mouth and blown on.
c.A tasty treat women enjoy eating.

Michael, endowed wid his massive, dark Meat Whistle, offered a taste to Nicole. He felt like king after Nicole had blown on it hardcore.

Meat Whistle by nella nayr May 21, 2005