Weapons of Mass Destruction

A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.

Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

weapons grade

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex

person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly

by ma jones May 18, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

Singular of weapons of mass destruction.

Iraq has a weapon of mass destruction.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

switch weapons in real time

Something you must do before hitting a weakpoint on a Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.

In ancient Japan the samurai had to switch weapons in real time to slay the dreaded Giant Enemy Crabs.

by Wise Penguin November 10, 2008

Weapon

Someone who is such a liability when drunk they're a danger to the reputation of themselves and the people they're with.

"He was so hammered last night he got with four different fat girls in that club. I think he fingered one of them on the dance floor!"

"Shit. What a weapon."

by K1NG5 October 27, 2011

Altair [weapon] [arsenal]

1:longsword
2:dagger\short blade\throwing knifes
3:hidden blade

1:Simple,flat bladed sword
2:1 1/2 foot long knife\kuni-like blade(throwing knife)
3:3 part collapsible blade fixed to the rist(greatest blade ever)

the Altair weapon arsenal is all the weapons you will ever need

by asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop[]zxcvbnm February 4, 2009

weapons of minor destruction

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.

Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*

by Airwalker October 2, 2003