weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

the good ole Weenernator

When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.

"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."

" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."

by DeeezNutzzzzah January 10, 2010

Warner

Warner is a handsome young man.He is very athletic and attractive. He is very brave and gets all the hoes. He is can be very kind and sweet. Teachers love him. I meant it's hard not to love him.

Is that Warner he's so handsome

by Josh Macintosh April 18, 2018

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

by steele88 April 19, 2006

little weener

A weener that is considered small when compared to other weeners.

Did you see the little weeners? I think I'll have a brat instead.

by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006

Weiner

A political distraction.

Nothing makes me forget about REAL issues of national importance like a big fat Weiner.

by DankIsYourFriend June 17, 2011

Weiner Bandit

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.

A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.

by BigbubbaD March 5, 2012