lose weight

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.

Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.

by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003

Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat

"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"

by Poptart419 January 3, 2010

branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people

hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc

by evil hell squirl June 23, 2010

Daddy Weight

Weight gained by fathers and fathers-to-be during their partner's pregnancy or the first fre years of the child's life due to stress, overeating, and lack of physical activity.

"Did you hear? Mikes gone up almost fifteen pounds!"
"Well, when he's stuck at home with the baby all the time I wouldn't doubt the daddy weight is starting to set in."

by Just Another Artist November 17, 2015

Cutting weight

Absolute hell on earth. Used to gain an advantage weight wise usually in a combat sport with weight classes. Most fighters (wrestlers, boxers, etc.) cut weight

Don't fuck with a wrestler when they are cutting weightunless you want your life to end right then and there

by Mmarshy July 17, 2016

Weapons of Weight Destruction

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.

Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

get in the weight room

a phrase you say to someone after you have outplayed them physically in some sport activity. it implies that the other person is weak, and needs to bulk up or toughen up

Playing Football,,,John hits Billy really hard, Billy falls over

John- "Damn son, get in the weight room!!!"

by adad2232 April 5, 2010