Weed

Crappy crap. Don't waste your time smoking and blunt go out and do something with your life, low lifes.

Jake: Wanna smoke some weed?

Tom: Hell no, that stuffs for sad people who having nothing to live for. Fuck off.

by BLAHBLAHBLAH NO WEED August 10, 2010

Weed

1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.

Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!

by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 3, 2008

Weed

The best damn thing in the world

Let's go smoke some gud weed

by alexjk2004 October 11, 2017

Weed

A plant that ends your boredom

I’m gonna smoke weed with my friends today

by Guw0p July 2, 2019

Weeding

Smoking up

Got good stuff,let's go weeding

by tanzannia August 18, 2015

Weed

weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed

Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways

Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!

by i’m.swag March 18, 2021

Weeded

When someone is really high but not that high but kinda really high and does dumb stuff.

Hey dude, your really weeded.

by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019