Weed

Crappy crap. Don't waste your time smoking and blunt go out and do something with your life, low lifes.

Jake: Wanna smoke some weed?

Tom: Hell no, that stuffs for sad people who having nothing to live for. Fuck off.

by BLAHBLAHBLAH NO WEED August 10, 2010

Weed

1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.

Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!

by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 3, 2008

Weed

The best damn thing in the world

Let's go smoke some gud weed

by alexjk2004 October 11, 2017

Weeding

Smoking up

Got good stuff,let's go weeding

by tanzannia August 18, 2015

Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016

Weed

A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."

by NBear March 27, 2016

Weeded

When someone is really high but not that high but kinda really high and does dumb stuff.

Hey dude, your really weeded.

by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019