piss weasel 

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.

{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for [wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.

piss weasel by Telephony May 10, 2016

feasible weasel 

The most annoying thing/person on the planet, Does not know when to stop talking, Inappropriate in every situation imaginable.

'That guy is feasible weasel'

feasible weasel by Dubstep Forum User September 25, 2007

web weasel 

A person who hastily minimizes or closes his web browser everytime someone enters his room or office.

"As soon as I enter the room, he quickly closes his web browser. I am sure he is watching porn, that web weasel"

web weasel by markhus January 10, 2008

Merge Weasel 

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.

While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

Merge Weasel by angrymuppet August 30, 2011

Flesh Weasel 

Male womb cannon or penis

I was sitting at the titty bar and I pulled out my flesh weasel.

Flesh Weasel by kMaN December 16, 2012

anal weasel 

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

anal weasel by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

garbage weasel

Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.

Those damn garbage weasels are back at it again!!!!

garbage weasel by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019