Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.

Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019

Ho Water

Ho Water is a fruity yet strong cocktail that doesn't taste like alcohol. Aptly named because hoes drink it like water.

Hey these girls are coming over tonight I need you to make a couple ho waters.

by Chuck_A January 20, 2019

Boiling Water

Science claims it hot
But it not
The water just angry

boiling water is just angry water

by Increased amount of gae February 7, 2019

burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

by anonymous February 7, 2022

water bounce

When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.

Max while love-making Christine, water bounced himself right out of her pussy.

by nosaj-enitsirhc January 2, 2010

water

Liquid substance made famous by NOLF2.

NOLF2's water looks better than real-life!

by TGKF March 27, 2003

Instant water

Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.

It's instant water! Just add water.

by PlasmaFire3000 November 6, 2009