Brown Washing

The act of urinating in an partners asshole after orgasm , in an attempt to wash away any semen and / or fecal matter.

" Ashley finally let me in the back door last night , quite messy but I gave her a good Brown Washing to clean things up a bit. "

by Johnny Js Brown Bandit February 2, 2023

Tate-washed

when someone becomes so brainwashed by misogyny and toxic masculinity, they start to idolise/ agree wholeheartedly with Andrew Tate

he became so tate-washed after watching those "alpha male" podcasts

by iliketobebasic August 7, 2023

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

Donemana Wash

A donemana wash is an act performed by the community of donemana. This act is either performed in the sink of a bucket. They likely are either inbred or have satellite dishes for ears.

No need for a shower tonight, a donemana wash will have to do tonight.

by Anonymous Fella 132 March 2, 2022

Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021

Public Wash

The act of washing your hands only when there are other people there to judge your personal hygiene, for instance in a public washroom.

"Don't shake John's hand. I hear he's a public washer."

OR

"I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving."

by AdamZodiac January 15, 2010

squady wash

a quick spray of lynx instead of a proper wash

you ready to go , al just have a quick squady wash

by bigjoe84 October 19, 2009