Similar to think it over, but usually applies to matters relating to those of the opposite sex.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.
George: "Dude I think I might bang Clarissa"
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."
by Wiseone911 December 9, 2008
Get the Wank It Overmug. 1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
by BillyPilgrim479 February 21, 2019
Get the wank offmug. by MaidenMan March 28, 2007
Get the posh wankmug. A Nasty Wank is when you need to nut so bad you will wank to anything that gets you going ETC A not so attractive women
by Jack aka The Pac aka Mr ToBG January 24, 2017
Get the Nasty Wankmug. A Wank-Diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or Another person(s) to not participate in the act of masturbating.
Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week
Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week
Bob: Hey bro, wanna do some Dutch Rudder tonight?
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead
by valom July 23, 2011
Get the Wank-Dietmug. A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.
by nubcake October 16, 2006
Get the Wanking Timemug. Max: oh i would.
Joe: you wouldn't...
Max: i would totally friendly wank over mrs powell.
Joe: our english teacher?
Max: yeah
Joe: dude she's 43...
Joe: you wouldn't...
Max: i would totally friendly wank over mrs powell.
Joe: our english teacher?
Max: yeah
Joe: dude she's 43...
by pimpsonnymax March 3, 2009
Get the Friendly Wankmug.