Carpet Walker

A derogatory term used for office workers that work in a production or warehouse environment. This includes engineers, sales people and any sort of middle management who spend most of the day on the computer. They are typically detached from the production/shipping process, lack knowledge of the time needed to complete projects and are notorious for making promises to customers that they don't have to keep.

The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.

Freight: "The new sales guy keeps asking me to ship things out today"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"

Carpet Walker by Life_indk June 16, 2021

Jasmine Walker

Jasmine Walker, Williams chick and girlfriend. Jasmine and William was a perfect couple.

Jasmine Walker and William Thiha fell on top of each other when they were walking.

Jasmine Walker by Mr_M1ng0 May 25, 2023

John Walker Effect 

Coined by Twitter user @buggy_con, the John Walker Effect is when in any form of media, the writers unintentionally make the antagonist characters

-Far more entertaining
-Far more believable as characters
-More sympathetic

-More heroic than the stale and downright evil protagonists/heroes

Typically you will see the writers project all the attributes they view as evil onto these characters in order to make a straw man to pit against their oh so perfect heroes. However, this unintentionally causes these characters to be beloved by the audience (or at least a section of the audience who believe that the ideas they embody are good), for they are the only ones who

-Call out the protagonists' bullshit for what it is
-Have actual ideas and motivations that aren't selfish
-In some way or other represent the ideal of the ideology they embody (since a writer cannot tear down an idea without first building it up)

Oftentimes these characters have to be amped up to cartoonish levels of evil in order to try and make the audience root against them, which usually does not end up working and in some cases just makes the audience love them more.

Rorschach from Watchmen, Tyler Durden from Fight Club, and Colonel Quaritch from Avatar are all examples of villains that suffer from the John Walker Effect.

John Walker Effect by janh47 July 23, 2023

professional walker 

simply put, a professional walker is a model. plain and simple.

hedi klum is a professional walker

professional walker by drockafella16345 January 23, 2008

sauce walker 

One who consumes an exorbitant amount of alcohol and then aimlessly walks around.

A person who goes on a drunken escapade.

One who walks around whenever they are drunk.

Tom was being such a sauce walker last night, we found him down the street in the neighbors yard.

If you sauce walk after only 1 beer, you're just pathetic.

sauce walker by dakballs January 22, 2013

Joey Walker 

He is a goofball. He plays guitar and sings sometimes in the band King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and has a solo project, Bullant, where he produces experimental electronic music. He's regarded as the crackhead of the Lizard Wizards. He's also crazy talented and is also really cute. Whenever he sings the song gets 100x better because he is a magical being.

dude 1: "Joey Walker sings this song!"
dude 2: "OMGSKDJFNGSJKLDFGNILUERSHKJFD MY NEW FAVORITE SONG!!! I LOVE YOU JOEY MARRY ME!!!"

Joey Walker by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

Alan Walker 

Alan Walker is a Norwegian music producer born on 24th August 1997.

He is best known for his 2014 song Fade. You will find this song on pretty much any YouTube tutorial from 2014 - 2018. Most of his "fanbase" only know this song and possibly his 2015 song Spectre. In way, he is the new Kevin Macleod.

You either like Alan Walker's music or you don't.

Alan Walker by BrickSpace December 14, 2020