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Vanessa

Adrienne's bestest buddy in the entire world. She can be a pain in the butt sometimes, but I love her all the same. (So do you, in case you didn't know. Heh.)
Vanessa gave me the biggest, coolest birthday "card" in the world.
by YoAdrienne!!! March 9, 2009
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Vanessa Duncan

Sometimes a weirdo but otherwise a cool butterfly,or polar bear from the town of Quantum in a land far far away that you can only get to in a special igloo.
Vanessa Duncan knows how to go on amazing adventures.
by ELITENONPAREIL January 4, 2011
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The Vanesonian Theory

Theory that individuals not learning of their sickness are not sick at all. More specifically, if a person is not aware that they have cancer, they will not die of it. The human mind sends endorphins throughout the body, once it is aware of its condition forcing the body to accept the sickness. If the mind is never aware, it cannot send these endorphins; therefore: Prolonging death.
There are no stories of people who have died of cancer, when they didn't know that they had the disease, Only stories of people dying in a short time after being diagnosed. Live longer: Don't see your doctor. Obey the Vanesonian Theory
by Thoerize June 26, 2006
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Vanessa

a skinny prostitute that lives in bois pants. she likes to play with their ding dongs and sucks their toes
damn Vanessa is a slut!
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Vanessa Lopez

Originally from El Salvador (*cough* crap *cough*), a very attractive young lady who is in love with a very attractive Ecuadorian and never stops talking about him and his gigantic balls. Usually found sitting in the cafeteria by herself (she has limited friends) staring at the attractive Ecuadorian
"hey vanessa wutchu doin?"
"o nothing just admirin dat sexi motherfuker ova der"
by cholo December 21, 2004
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dirty vanessa

dirty bitch, that gets ass fucked in the back of a dumpster
hey do you want a dirty vanessa tonight? im feeling pretty hard
by supitsspicer May 18, 2018
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Vanessa

Vanessa has blue eyes. Not brown eyes. Her eyes will see into your soul and treat you with utmost kindness. You get vibes from those eyes, man. They will always look upon you with care but also a fun-loving spirit. It be contagious, man. When you look at her the world almost starts spinning--it's like there are two of her at once. She's also a genius and will change the world but isn't making a big deal out of it. If she's making a big deal out of it her name's not Vanessa. Again, blue eyes. Yeet. Oh, and she slim-thiqq, like them Dairy Queen shakes, or Culver's Concrete Mixer.
I just saw a flit of beauty...grace...of great listening.... must have been Vanessa
by kittymahmaw May 30, 2019
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