Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

that’s not very Plus Ultra of you

When someone does something that isn’t very Plus Ultra of them to do. Like insulting someone else, or the Japanese name in general. Relates back to the anime “My Hero Academia”.

Susie: Bethany looks really weird!
Me: Susie, that’s not very Plus Ultra of you!

by RynnnnnIsBossssssss November 21, 2018

Venti

venti is a very attractive god from the game genshin impact. he is also known as barbatos. also known as ventilator. he is over 2600 years old and plays the lyre he is perfect in every way. anyway PLEASE COME HOME VENTI

person 1: whoa who is that hot person with the cool ass braids?

person 2: oh your talking about venti! i love him more than anyone. he is so cool.

by venti is god May 8, 2021

The vegan teacher

A bitch on tiktok

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell

by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

Ventrilojizm

The act of vengefully jizzing upon or within an individual whom you have recently made your cock puppet.

Inmate 1: Did you hear about Frank? He's in the infirmary for anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big Monty made him a legitimate cock puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2: Messy.

by MajesticLlama August 20, 2011

venom snake

Big Boss' body double/phantom, who appears in MGSV:TPP. He is most noticeable by his appearance. He has a chunk of metal sticking out of his forehead, meant to look like the devil's horn. His left arm is bionic, and is bright red, possibly meant to look like blood. In 1975, he was known as "The Medic". He was involved in a freak accident that year. A bomb exploded nearby, causing him to jump in front of Big Boss to protect him. This sent him into a nine year coma, along with Big Boss. He was supposed to be assassinated by Cipher's XOF forces, but they all failed. One woman, known as Quiet, was severely burned, and fell out a window, plummeting to her death. The man who saved him, was none other than Big Boss, who told Venom Snake to call him "Ishmael". Venom Snake met up with Ocelot after escaping the burning hospital in Cyprus. He soon after rescued Kazuhira Miller from the Soviets. After that, he took command of Diamond Dogs. (Also a David Bowie song.) Miller and Venom had only one thing left to do... take revenge.

"V has come to." -Unknown
"Kaz... I'm already a demon." -Venom Snake

by mgsfan December 12, 2016

Veksi

An autistic person with anger issues. Though that only happens when things don't go his way most of the time hes great to hang out with. Hes also socially quite active, having a high quality girlfriend as an example. Even though he can't be reasoned with since he thinks like an average autistic person the best way to deal with veksi is to ignore him since he will not give up his view of things even if it is so wrong.

Damn he went full veksi.
Fucking hell he became veksi. - Jewnose
Man im a sexy veksi. - Ya boi

by Thegreatfaggot October 6, 2017