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Reed Tucker 

Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.
"Dragon stance...HIIIYA!!"
Reed Tucker by Fooby July 27, 2004
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Lance Tucker 

the fucking God of gymnastics. and you're talking of fucking Zeus.

(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
"Lance is such an asshole"

"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"

"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
Lance Tucker by 54345543 June 14, 2018

Nancy Tucker 

nancy tucker is a legend and a half. she is known as a wayne county favorite by her singing skills and getting everybody hype. She is the most funny,positive, and loving popstar who knows how to deal with japs. she's most known for her famous songs habitat, one meatball, the animal song, jellyfish, the most value player, and her takes on all the hottest summer songs.
Camper 1 "tonights evening activity is nancy tucker!"
Camper 2 "no way! let me get my nancy shirt"
Camper 3 "im gonna bring a sharpie so she can sign my golden goose"

t shirt tucker

Guy who tucks t shirts into jeans.
't shirt tucker' - Look at Dave with his shirt tucked in.

Mr. Tucker 

Mr. tucker is number one on the council of bald.

The leader of the council of bald.
Mr. Tucker and the council will decide your fate.
Mr. Tucker by TheCouncilOfBald January 28, 2020

Weiner Tucker 

A male who tucks the genitalia between the legs, thus hiding the "junk", and giving the appearance of a female.

NHL power forward Rick Nash (currently playing on the Columbus Blue Jackets) is rumoured to participate in the act of weiner tucking.
Man bro, did you ever see that scene in Silence of the Lambs, where dude is all naked and he's doing that weiner tucker thing with his junk hidden between his legs? So hot.
Weiner Tucker by Billy Bob Norton2 December 11, 2010

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) 

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.
After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.