crazy train

a train conducted by Ozzy Osbourne. also the name of his best song. it was turned into a gay ass rap song called "lets go" becuase lil jon and twista covered it.

AAAHHLL AAABOOOAARD HAA HA HA HA HA
AYE AYE AYE
mental wounds still screaming
driving me insane
im goin off the rails on the crazy train

by MetallilbangeR April 24, 2005

D-Train

n. A penis, often in the context of intercourse.

"Yo wat u doin?"
"I'm ridin' the D-train. I get off when I get to the O."

by Angela Merkel April 26, 2008

gay train

A bunch of guys,assembled like a train, that are linked by their penises in another guy's butt.

I went to the lavatory and saw a six man gay train.

by Rich March 6, 2005

pull a train

When a group of men, one after the other, take on relations with a man or woman - usually from behind.

"After we went to the movies on Saturday, we all went back to the house to pull a train on Dave's sister - without Dave, of course."

by tosser June 28, 2006

Train lag

The feeling the rider will experience from the motion of a train. The fatigue from being crushed into a seat for more than 5 hours.

Train Lag can be experienced by:
- Taking a train that originates in daylight hours and ends at night.
- Taking a train that originates in nighttime hours and ends in daylight.
- A ride that deals with multiple time zones.
- Riding in Coach Class the entire trip.
- A train ride that has at least two meals of train food.

I took Amtrak from Toronto to Chicago when I arrived I was a mess yo -- I got Train lag.

by Mindtrip December 20, 2008

terrorist training camps

A remotely located facility where masked men of unknown ethnicity are trained to use monkey bars and jump around a lot with guns while someone record a grainy videotape.

"They are mastering the monkey bars in remote terrorist training camps."

by Berka Berka August 9, 2006

Jäger Train

This is when many identical glasses are lined up, all but one at the end filled with Red Bull, shot glasses placed on the rims to straddle each gap between glasses and filled with Jägermeister, then the shot glass at the end is tipped over. If done correctly, all the shot glasses will fall in a domino rally and create many Jäger bombs in rapid succession.

Fifteen people in a row at the bar all ordered Jäger bombs, so the bartender set up a Jäger train to serve them all.

by HeavyD2 April 17, 2009