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track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.
When she's on her period, stick it in track two.
by freehawk January 20, 2015
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Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
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Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
by scmat February 10, 2021
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Track crab

Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.
Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!
by exactlywhoyouexpect June 12, 2016
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binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.
Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.
by ignateuswhittley November 5, 2020
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Carry the Track

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.
Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?
by davudgullo January 26, 2021
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Track-ho

A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.
A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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