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Track-ho

A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.
A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!
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poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies
dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks
by BigBadLee March 31, 2009
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Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).
Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".
by realrobertreed October 11, 2014
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track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.
When she's on her period, stick it in track two.
by freehawk January 20, 2015
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shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands
Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight
by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015
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Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
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