Tourettes

A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.

Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."

by nerraD001 March 12, 2018

tourettes

Tourettes is a Disorder where you make involuntary Movements or Noises. I have it and its NOT fun. It can harm. Example: I have a tic where I tilt my head aggressively and it causes neck pain.
It is NOT attention seeking.

Person A: “Haha! _____ has Tourettes they’re such an attention seeker!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up man.”
Later, Person A gets taught about Tourettes

by howdoihavesomuchdisorders September 5, 2023

Sorry Tourettes

When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes

by NoVanity July 29, 2021

Tiktok tourettes

The singing, humming or saying popular sounds, noises or songs used on the tiktok app

Saw a dog scratching it's bum on the floor and had to bite my tongue to stop myself singing that tiktok song out loud. Definitely suffering from tiktok tourettes

by Lady Cakey May 11, 2020

FPS Tourette

Symptoms of Tourette typically exhibited by try hard FPS Players.
People affected with this kind of Tourette typically exhibit at least one of these tics:
- Cycling through weapons rapidly
- inspecting weapons repeatedly
- Bunny hopping with a knife
- use their spray after a frag
- spamming voice commands
- switching weapons while peeking corners, making them unable to fire

Although it is well known that fps Tourette sometime does manifest in voice chat, it usually attributed to toxicity as a whole, not an integral part of fps Tourette.

Dude 1: "Damn bro, Jett peeked A-Site with his knife out, again..."
Dude 2: "I know, he's always getting caught with his pants down..."
Dude 1: "Jett might be suffering from FPS Tourette"

by NoWhiffing May 7, 2024

t.v. tourettes

Impulsively and uncontrollably shouting out at the television when you are watching a movie, news, sitcom or reality show, such as: "No, don't go in there." or "You idiot." or "That's a damn lie and you know it." or "Really? you are going to do that in front of millions of viewers? Really?"

I believe I have t.v. tourettes, but I don't think I'm alone.

by Eikounday July 29, 2014

Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome

an emotional, developmental, and neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, involuntary expletives, criticisms occurring during residency training.

Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.

Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.

Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.

ED Resident 1: The only resident listed on hand call is Lindsay Allred. I'd rather just replant the hand myself then call her...
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.

Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+

by ED attending June 21, 2019