Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010

tote arolla

toyota corolla

you drive a tote arolla to work

by randemcarguy December 12, 2022

totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.

by HayGurlHay. September 3, 2016

totes

Although this word is predominantly for time-saving methods, it is so much more than that!
'totes' is most commonly used by teenage girls but makes something seem vastly more casual.
Instead of your parents going to 'totally going to kill you' after you snuck out, now they are 'totes gonna kill you', completely changing the sentence from morbid and harrowing to light-hearted and jovial.

Im totes excited for the party!
That test was totes horendi :(

by JorgeJurgen47 May 28, 2023

Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.

Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.

by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010

totes orig

Totally Original

Your idea is totes orig.

by Craig Difford May 19, 2014