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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful
1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)
by greatalpaca June 15, 2020
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Torture

Have you seen Paige's TikTok page?!?!?

Please no, ive already been tortured enough
by Your Pseudonym 69420 August 1, 2020
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bass torture

What eggs do all of the time
ladida fuck this field it's useless bass torture there accept this shit now
by Not E g g August 23, 2019
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Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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Torture Vehicle

The yellow vehicles that you see on the road every morning and afternoon which bring children to and from school. Can be a literal nightmare sometimes, as little kids are screaming or adolescents are yapping at each other. Don't be late to the torture vehicle, or else you may be late for school!
Mom: Son it's time to take the bus to school today!
Son: But mom, I don't want to take the torture vehicle! It sucks... Can't you or dad just drive me there instead?
Mom: No, I gotta get to work, and your father is busy. You have to take the bus.
Son: Don't you mean torture vehicle?

*mom sighs and facepalms* It's called a bus, kiddo.
by GeniusChampion266 January 19, 2024
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