Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006

tool

tool as used in urban setting
a weapon, specifically a gun

can also be used to describe getting high on heroin, cocaine, crystal

when dem niggas start poppin its time to tool up,
grab your tool fool

by wha? December 28, 2005

Tool

one who is used

He is that jock's tool.

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

tool

1) someone who goes to riffle
2) ALL people named steven
3) An object used for building purposes, usually found in a tool box

You know that kid Steven? Yeah he is such a tool!

OMG you go to Riffel? Wow, your a tool!

I need a tool to fix this house.

by JohnsonShlong March 17, 2009

tool

Someone who trys to be something cool but fails miserably. Also someone who hasnt got bonded yet.

Peacemen is the biggest tool ever. He has to look at someone much cooler than he is when he tells joke for some recongnition.

by rubs December 24, 2008

tool

a complete faggot that says some stupid shit

Bob: Yo look at this awesome picture!
Fred: YEAH YEAH PICTURE.....SHMICTURE!!!HAHAHAH
Bob: fuckin tool

by jon burgandy May 28, 2006

tool

person who does idiotic things, then tells others about them, and they laugh and call the person a "tool"

Farballs, you tool

by Jobo Farbo April 13, 2003