shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021

Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.

Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber

by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018

lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023

Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.

"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"

by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025

Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”

by Dicho mode June 16, 2022