hanging pork

When a group of men decide to have a contest to see who has a larger penis, they stand in a row, drop their pants, and "hang pork"
"Hey Frankie, Steve and Rob are standing on the pool table hanging pork again, wanna throw darts at em?"
by CRotizzle January 10, 2007
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Pork Rodeo

When doing a larger girl from behind you grab on to her and hold tight and wisper in her ear that she is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with and try to hold on for eight seconds
I was so wasted last night and ended up doing the pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.
by ballydude May 11, 2009
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pork flier

A person who attends weddings to find someone to sleep with usually for money.

While a pork flier may sleep with a wedding guest for money what the pork flier receives in return may vary from clothes, shoes to even an a apartment, or house (depending on how good the flier is)
Gina got an eviction letter from her landlord for backed rent. To make up the rent money Gina decided to use her sisters wedding to be a pork flier and to pork fli her backed rent money.
by Kille May 15, 2007
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Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British
Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!
by pendraggon October 18, 2008
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pork hammer

Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.
She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.
by MED November 5, 2003
mugGet the pork hammermug.

Pork penis

A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig
by Adalina October 5, 2017
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Pork circle

The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.
I got way too wasted last night, and unfortunately almost drowned in a pork circle.
by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016
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