tessallate

The art of creating a triangle shaped line of cocaine, in which you play the song tessallate by Alt J whilst snorting the triangle line of cocaine in one swift action. If performed correctly you must do the line in one go, resulting in a triangle. Thus tessallating

benderoligist 1: let me tessalate like alt j by covering (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlappi.

benderoligist 2: Yo put on alt j tessalate and watch me snort this triangle shaped line of cocaine. Lets tessallate!

by Badassbossbassbitching September 16, 2018

Tess

Tess has a fat ass big tits small waist
hottest chick in the whole fucking world

Tess is so fit

by i am one sexy mofo October 23, 2019

Tahoe Tessie

Lake Tahoe's equivalent of the lochness monster.

Hey do you see those moving bumps out in the lake? Yeah I bet that's Tahoe Tessie

by The Rodeo Clown October 23, 2009

tessa truman

tessa truman is an amazing beast who is the hottest gurl in the world. she likes eskimos named jacen <3 tessa is very beautiful and amazing <3

i want to be a tessa truman. she is amazinggggg

by eskimo1234523442 October 22, 2011

Tessa wanner

Pretty blonde from other side of tracks . beat you up as a kid . lead you on in your teens . not the girl you bring home to mom in her twentys but come her thirtys put a ring it.

That. S a real tessa wanner you got.

by W.v 35 February 21, 2018

Tessa

Tessa is a sweet dog who loves Tom Holland almost as much as me.

Tessa!! Come here girl! Who’s a good girl!!

by Some nerdy pineapple June 26, 2019

Tessa

A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.

Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.

by guinea piglet August 20, 2010