The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.
You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
by Van Guapo April 11, 2015
Someone who is very good at making money. One who is extremely successful in their financial endeavors. Like the term green thumb, which is someone who is good at growing plants, someone with a gold thumb is good at growing wealth.
I have made a profit on every stock I have ever purchased. They say that I have a gold thumb.
Wow, Carter just opened that carwash last month, and it’s already turning a profit. Boys got a gold thumb.
Wow, Carter just opened that carwash last month, and it’s already turning a profit. Boys got a gold thumb.
by Jujujuju7 August 07, 2020
The mobile device equivelant of a page turner.
It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.
It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.
by BeardedBarista August 19, 2017
An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.
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