Rusty Trombone

a trombone that was left in the rain

my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.

by John Ritter April 19, 2006

Throbbing Monster

A drink comprised of root beer, cherries, and maraschino cherry juice.

Forget Shirley Temple, I want a Throbbing Monster and I want it now!

by Julie Pinball September 25, 2009

Throbbing Fuck Pipe

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

by Luka Broad December 22, 2013

Shiny Trombone

A rusty trombone wherein the recipient of analingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.

James drank a large quantity of coffee early in the morning, so his anticipated rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.

by timpanum September 20, 2014

Throbbing horse

A way of masturbation where the horny "user" slaps their cock as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. They then grab a coke can, put it on their cock, and spray paint the can purple. Then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours

"What's your favorite way of ejackulating?"
"HEEHAA I'M A THROBBING HORSE BITCH"

by Jesus hinself September 29, 2017

art-throb

A hipster artist boy who is too cute for words and has the personality and talent to boot. There is usually a unanimous opinion of aforementioned cuteness.

"I bought a $750.00 painting the other night. I have no idea what it means, but the artist Joe, was such an art-throb, I couldn't resist!"

by treefort January 17, 2009

throbbin

describes a bad ass stereo system with subs

Those new subs you copped are throbbin'.

by DustinOwens December 28, 2005